For The Goth Who Has Everything Black

Now I just might of seen everything. Upscale toilet paper for Goths. I am not sure they even wipe their asses. One would think the fishnet stockings and piercings would get in the way. I tried to get some pricing on this item but there are a lot of hoops to jump through just to get a price. I had to give an email address and nowI am waiting for a password to access the site. Can only mean one thing. This stuff is more expensive than three ex wives.(am I allowed to use that expression?) I will stick to my John Wayne brand TP. Rough, tough and takes $#@% from no one.