Monday Top Ten List.

Top ten excuses I have heard this week for drivers wanting to take a day off or come in early.

10. Parole hearing.

9. "My wife and I are eating out at the country club tonight." This guy has no teeth.

8. Jury duty. (not the same guy that had the parole hearing)

7. I need to cash my check. (we need direct deposit)

6. My brother in law needs me to help him breed his goats. I did not ask further.

5. I need to vote. (this from someone who can barely write his name. Voted dimmocrat I am sure.)

4. I am out of fuel. (I hear this one a lot. then when they get back they only put
about 80 to 100 gallons in their 160 gallon tanks.)

3. It is Friday, I always need to be in at 3pm on Friday.

2. I showed up 4 hours early without being asked, so I should get to also go home
when I want.

1. No excuse given, they just phucking show up in the yard, causing us to have to scramble to cover that load that we told em to get.